So you have to tail me at 80+mph when I can't go any faster cause there are people in front of me? Screw you! I reported you to the police! Hope they caught your ass.
I DO follow the driving laws when in Canada. Don't want a ticket from OPP! Besides, you Canadians are much better drivers than people in Detroit area, so there's no need to speed or whatever.
Hey thank you for sending them nice policemans to my house. We done opened up a keg of Milwaukees Best and partayed own down. The likker store was almost readdy to cloze and I was tryings to gets up enuf momentum to draft off'n your car and glide on off the expresswaiy into the parking lot. My diserbillity check done come that day and the lotto was up to 450 billion dollars. When I done that slangshooting manuever past you my ride done whent like a dream right on down to the road. Thanks for such a good job making a slip stream for me to get to the store and buy lottery tickets, cigarrets and a box of that fancy wines. Them cops done drank all my wine and beer and stoled my cigs. Ain't kinda way for no kinda cops to be acting round here. My wife done gots a two badges and ain't stopeed smiling for near a month. Seems them cops done toook liberties wiht her and she won't tell me which ones wrecked my comfort air bed that I bought at the flee market. Pleese don't send no more cops round hear cuz my wife says she wants more knight stick and that don't seem write.
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Bitchewan
When you come to Canada follow the driving laws you pinhead!
jacksheet
I DO follow the driving laws when in Canada. Don't want a ticket from OPP! Besides, you Canadians are much better drivers than people in Detroit area, so there's no need to speed or whatever.
TinyElvis
Hey thank you for sending them nice policemans to my house. We done opened up a keg of Milwaukees Best and partayed own down. The likker store was almost readdy to cloze and I was tryings to gets up enuf momentum to draft off'n your car and glide on off the expresswaiy into the parking lot. My diserbillity check done come that day and the lotto was up to 450 billion dollars. When I done that slangshooting manuever past you my ride done whent like a dream right on down to the road. Thanks for such a good job making a slip stream for me to get to the store and buy lottery tickets, cigarrets and a box of that fancy wines. Them cops done drank all my wine and beer and stoled my cigs. Ain't kinda way for no kinda cops to be acting round here. My wife done gots a two badges and ain't stopeed smiling for near a month. Seems them cops done toook liberties wiht her and she won't tell me which ones wrecked my comfort air bed that I bought at the flee market. Pleese don't send no more cops round hear cuz my wife says she wants more knight stick and that don't seem write.